Personally, I don't think Adam "Pacman" "Bugsy" "Machine Gun" "The Teflon Don" Jones, the Human Crime Spree, has a thing to worry about. I mean, look who's in his corner now.
Apparently former Chicago Bears bad boy Terry "Tank" "Bazooka" "RPG" "Small Thermonuclear Device" Johnson has taped a plea to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to reinstate Jones and let him play for the Cowboys.
Tank, you'll remember, is the guy who nearly missed the Super Bowl after being arrested on 10 counts of possessing illegal firearms. He later did jail time for it, got dumped by the Bears and was suspended by Goodell for several games at the beginning of last season.
If I were Pacman, I think I'd rather have, say, Peyton Manning pleading my case. Tank Johnson doing it is a little like Pablo Escobar going to bat for you in a drug beef.
-- Ben Smith
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