And now for today's Isiah Thomas' How To Succeed In Business Without Really Being Good At It update:
Knicks owner Jim DoIan is still standing by his man.
Donnie Walsh may be out at Indiana (personally, I think Larry Bird should have gotten the gate) and on his way to the Knicks, but that doesn't necessarily mean Isiah's about to get pink-slipped. Dolan said as much yesterday, which leads me to believe one of several possible scenarios must be in play.
1. Isiah is into the dark arts and has cast some sort of bewitching spell on his boss.
2. He has connections to the Gambino crime family.
3. He has video of Dolan in a compromising position -- wearing a Reggie Miller jersey, throwing darts at a picture of Walt Frazier, mocking Willis Reed's fabled limp-onto-the-Garden-floor before Game 7 of the NBA finals in 1970 -- and has threatened to release them to the New York media if Dolan messes with him.
It's the only explanation for why the man still has a job.
-- Ben Smith
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