I shot the sou-chef

You're gonna love this one.

Famed New Orleans chef Paul Prudhomme was setting up his cooking tent on the practice range at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans Tuesday morning when a .22-caliber bullet grazed his right arm. Authorities figure the bullet was fired from somewhere within a 1 1/2-mile radius  of the golf course, but no one knows from just where.

I think I do.

I think some photographer finally hit the motor drive in the middle of Tiger's backswing one too many times.

-- Ben Smith