So, anybody see the story about Denver Broncos' wide receiver Brandon Marshall?
Apparently he slipped on a McDonald's bag and put his arm through his TV set, cutting himself several stitches worth. Or at least that's what he's saying.
Some thoughts about that:
1. Those home accidents will get you every time.
2. If this is in fact NOT what really happened, it's the best cover story since "The dog ate my homework."
3. If it IS what happened, it just goes to show that, away from the playing field, the late Don Knotts had better fine motor skills than most professional athletes do.
-- Ben Smith
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