INDIANAPOLIS -- I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michelle Wie needs a trip to the mall.
Cruising the wires while waiting (and waiting, and waiting) for qualifying to begin -- I'm bored out of my skivvies here, can't you tell? -- and I see where poor Wie went up like a road flare Saturday in the third round of the Evian. Shot an 84 and now sits 69th going into the final round, a day after shooting a 71 -- which was, alas, her first sub-par competitive round in a year.
Please, can't someone sponsor this kid for a year on The Gap/Banana Republic/Tommy Bahama tour? She needs to shop. She needs to go to a school dance. She needs to dye her hair chartreuse, paint her fingernails black, get a nose ring (or two) and start hanging out with some skateboarder named B-Dog.
In other words, she needs to drive her parents up a wall like every other teenager in America.
Golf?
Dude. It's, like, soooo lame.
-- Ben Smith
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