Oh, sure. Like THIS was on the level.
See who drew the lucky 1 and 2 slots in the NBA draft lottery this evening?
Yeah, you've got it. Portland and Seattle.
Always knew there was a Pacific Northwest bias in the NBA. I bet the Trail Blazers and Sonics (aka, "Coming soon to anywhere else near you) left their lottery Ping-Pong balls out in the always-plentiful Pacific Northwest rain to rig up the proceedings. You know: Just pick the wettest one, guys.
I swear. There's no end to the NBA's chicanery.
-- Ben Smith
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